This is everything

*slow claps* 

knightspendid:

buffyconfessions:

I won’t agree to have his baby until he watches all seven seasons.  My children will NOT be raised in a single-Buffy-fan home!

I was raised in a single-Buffy-fan home. Every time my mom and I turn on the TV and put in our Buffy DVDs, my dad just walks away quietly…and it tears me apart.
If I ever have a child, I won’t make the same mistake my mother made.

g’bye dear friend. pleasant asshole.

ihopebarackobama:

I hope Barack Obama’s computer never freezes when there’s porn on his dash and his family is walking by. 

wyntog:

i’m not the kind of person who chooses love over duty

trustno1scully:

The X-Files Noir

homobot23:

zorascreation:

LOL THE SHAAAAADE 

The shade of it all!

First I was like:

Then I thought about like, wait, I don’t work at Target anymore!!!!!!!!!! And I was like:

I mean only like, twice

ricoworld:

lmfaaaaoooooooo

beautiful-ambition:

Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.